No, this isn’t some April Fool’s joke. Some Albanian retard hacked my site and took the whole thing down. However, with the help of my web host’s support team, I’ve been working to bring it back up. They were able to give me some pointers and point me in the right direction to get up and running again, so a big thanks to them. It looks like I’ve recovered my content and now I just need to restore my theme. This will do while I continue my work. Hope you like bananas.
Update #1: So I’ve got the bulk of my theme up. I just need to rearrange and tweak a few things. No more bananas!